Funny Moments Of Kids Being Totally Stupid

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andcallmeshirley
Dec 18, 2020 7:38 PM EST

Depending on what you think of them, kids are either cute or annoying. Whatever party you're in, though, there's one thing we can all agree on, and that's that kids are really stupid. Bless them. With their half-formed brains and simplistic understanding of the world, it's no surprise that watching kids do stupid things is beyond hilarious. So here's our favorite posts from r/KidsAreFuckingStupid, where you'll laugh-cry at the things you probably used to do. 

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    Font - $1,500 S1.500 $3,000 TH ON Dude-Bro Dad @thedadvocate01 · 5/3/19 My kid asked if that lady is tiny.
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    Text - SEEMS LEGIT Mom Todoy Parent Bignature: Date:
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    Text - Posted by u/zkingofthecastle 1 day ago S 8 Quite obvious that my local Mexican place has had enough. drawing/test KIDS MENU Drinks included. i Don't Know $6.00 » Chicken Tenders And Fries i'm Not Hungry $6.00 Taco Rlce And Beans Whatever You Want $6.00 Burrito Rlce And Beans I Don't Want That $6.00 Quesadilla Rice And Beans I Don't Care $6.00 Enchilada Rice And Beans
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    Blue - 3rd Grader troubleshooting mic on a zoom... 3: Teacher? T: Yes 3 3:I don't know if my mic is working. So can I talk and you give me a thumbs up if you can hear me? T: Umm, sure 3: ok. Ready? T: Yeah. 3: Ok. I'm talking now. Can you hear me? *T gives a thumbs up 3: Ok. Good.
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    Head - PLORER 1:53/ 2:54 The Polar Express Hot Chocolate Scene 1,790,480 views 17K 647 A SHARE ... Katie Andrea 1 day ago I used to think this movie was live action and that people who lived in Europe looked like this It 13 1 REPLY Hide replies - Devin Brooks 2 hours ago What the fuck I 1 REPLY
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    Text - When i was a kid i wanted 2 pieces of pie instead of 1. My mom cut one slice in half and gave them to me. Naturally, I was happy
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    Text - l Sprint ? 22:18 © 22% ( Notes December 6, 2020 at 22:17 When I was about 5 years old, my dad walked in to my room and I was staring at my ceiling. He asked what I was doing, and I replied 'Listening to my conscience." He then asked me what it was saying. My response? "I don't know, it's speaking Spanish."
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    Text - Replying to In 6th grade during "Family Life" | informed my teacher my parents never had sex as it's against our religion. She tried to explain the celibacy-until- marriage concept for me & all I kept saying was "No they're good people they don't do that"
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    Wood - Posted by u/Hera_the_otter 6 days ago 23 S 18 years ago I got into the butter.
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    Text - In the UK, Cadbury are doing a 'Secret Santa' services where you can apply to gift a free bar of chocolate to someone you know. You can choose to leave a clue as to who sent it, or leave it blank as a mystery. My wife and I thought it would be nice to send one to my 8 year old daughter as she never gets post. We arranged for it to be sent and left it so she wouldn't know who sent it. I thought maybe she would assume it was the elves or Santa or maybe she would work out it was up. Nope. Af
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    Text - When I was a kid I REALLY wanted a PS2 for my birthday. I prayed to God over and over again, hoping he would make my parents buy one for me. Didn't get one. So, like any sensible kid would, I prayed to Satan instead. And, lo and behold, I got one for christmas. For weeks, I was so fucking scared Satan would come and grab me everytime I played it.
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    Purple - Posted by u/the_spruce_moose 14 hours ago 2 3 3 E4 This is our 4 year old niece's hiding place. My wife on the left is the seeker... i.imgur.com/C5IU6W. C
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    Text - r/AskReddit (? u/Jade-Spade · 5h 15 12 21 S 13 A 16 Teachers of reddit,what student will you never forget? Discussion 15.9k 1.9k 1 Share 中 Award BEST COMMENTS Alarmed-potatoe · 4h 12 Awards One of my students told me as a child she wanted to grow up to be a strawberry and then cried when she realised she couldn't because she was a human being. Very sweet girl. Reply 1 14.5k
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    Text - Dubious claims my toddler made this week: - he invented the thumbs up - only *some* lizards can read - he forgot how to eat carrots - his daycare allows swords How about your kid? -@HenpeckedHal funnytweeter.com
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    Text - KKY @kkstaackz_ My 6 year old brothers teacher asked the class what's their favorite season and he said garlic powder 11:50 · 12/3/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - In case you're wondering how smart my baby is, she just made herself cry by biting her own arm. 7:43 PM · 12/8/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Grace Lynch @gracelynch2114 My wee brother everyone Today I cannae really taste anything 14:53 Nevermind I forgot to put the flavouring in my noodles 14:57
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    Text - going fishing with your grandpa one time when you're like 4 and having a fond memory of it that you try to re- create when you're older Reply 1 12 wine_n_mrbean : 10m Ahh yes. I did this with my nephew (I'm his aunt). I got him a kid's fishing pole (no hook since he was 5). Set his pole up. Showed him how to cast it and reel it in before going to the water. I handed him his pole when we got to the water. As he was waiting for me to bait my hook, a bee flew by and he got scared and threw h
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    Text - Steve @papa_can_preach My 2y.o picking up a stick in the park: "My dick?!" Me: "Stick baby, it's a 'stick'.." 2y.o: “MY DICK!" *random strangers passing by* 2y.o: “You look my dick?" And this is why we can't go anywhere. 6:11 AM · 12 Aug 19 from Leeds, England · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - I told my 6yo that I'm 38, and she started crying. When I asked why, she said, "I'm just sad because old people die." So now l'm both touched because she loves me so much, and depressed because thinks my life expectancy is that of a 17th century colonial farmer.
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    Product - So l'm underneath the house fixing a clogged drain and I have to holler up to Michelle. Kayla hears us hollering back and forth and got concerned so she decided she needed to find out if I was okay. So she opened the toilet and began hollering "Daddy, are you okay?!" I guess she thought l'd been flushed down :-)
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    Text - Never let go of your dreams, Benny. When I grow up I want to be.. Horper: a mommy." a daddý of the house" Broden : I want to be a teacher." Henry Gianna: I want to be a mommy." :"a baker " 'I want to be a police offiar" "a pilot." Arden London: Jason "a doctor to make evayone feel better." a taco." Madison %3D Benny
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    T-shirt - Chizzy @ChaChingChizzy Went thru my son Ipad this morning + Search YouTube HOMEPAGE CO paw patrol barney how to fight my dad how to hump K K K K
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    Text - Enduro_Jeff 1h 1 Award When I was a small child, I remember when my parents told me the Christmas tree was fake. They told me they had to assemble it bit by bit. I saw some of the needles that had fallen off and I assumed that because the needles were separate that my parents had actually attached every single needle one by one. I was shocked, I couldn't imagine how long it took them to do it. When I tried to communicate this, they seemed confused, they said it was no big deal, it just to
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    Text - When I was 3, my fish died. (It was named Grandma Kathy, after my grandma) My brother was getting picked up to go to his special school, and I run outside screaming "GRANDMA KATHY DIED!!! GRANDMA KATHY DIED!!!" The person driving was freaked out. She didn't know I was talking about my fish, and I didn't know she didn't know it was my fish. Then, Grandma Kathy came outside (my grandma). I was a fucking stupid kid.
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    Hat - CHIE FIRE Smoke Alarms Saue L: Daddy, pretend you're on fire Me: AAAH IM ON FIRE L: Ask me for help Me: I'm on fire! Can you help me? 6L: No, I'm busy Send message ...
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    Text - matty80 • 1h 1 Award A good mate of mine had the following interaction with his daughter while I was chilling in his house: DAUGHTER: When I grow up, can I marry a boy? | DAD: Yep when you're old enough. DAUGHTER: Can I marry a girl? DAD: Yep when you're old enough. DAUGHTER: Can I marry soup? DAD: No. Daughter runs off crying My mate just looks at me and says in utter confusion "she doesn't even like soup".
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    Text - My 6YO:I figured out the tablet password and bypassed all the parental controls to download all my @NOT_THENANNY shows and reset the password so only I can use it. Also my 6YO: HELP! I put both legs in the same panthole and l'm stuck!
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    Cabinetry - Overheard in the Men's room, father and 4 year old in separate stalls: Dad: Don't take off all your clothes. Son: Okay. Dad: Tell me when you are done. Son: Are you taking off all of your clothes Dad? Dad: No, nobody does that! Son: I do that. Dad: I know, that is why I am telling you not to do that. Son: Okay Dad: Are you done? Son: Yeah. Dad: Come out then Son: I have to put my clothes back on. Dad: God Dammit.
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    Text - My daughter was born when my son was just two. For the first six months of her life we were constantly greeting her, "Hiiiii sweet girl. Hi little one. Hi my precious baby." My daughter is 18 months old now and no matter how much we correct him, my son is convinced her name is Hi. He will say, "Mom, Hi's awake. Hi is hungry." Or my absolute favorite, "Hello Hi."
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